Jito: Tum To Kahte The Ki Tum Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge! Santa: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi!
Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karvana Chahiye! Banta: Ha Yaar To Fir Ismen Se Vindo Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Lagva Laun?
Santa: Ye Kele Kaise Diye? Dukandar: Do Rupaye Ka Ek! Santa: 1 Rupaye Men Doge? Dukandar: 1 Rupaye Men To Sirf Chhilka Hi Milega! Santa: Le 1 Rupya Le Chhilka Rakh Aur Kela Dede!
Santa: A Tu Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Tujhe Pulis Pakad Kar Le Jayegi! Banta: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Tu Kam-Chor Hai!
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta; Aaj Kal Badi Tension Men Rahate Ho? Pappu: Papa Aapko Nahin Bata Sakta! Santa: Dekho Beta Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Aur Apane Dil Ki Baat Bolo! Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar "Teri Bhabhi Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Mujhse"!
Medical Professor: Agar Ladki Behoshi Ho Jaye To Uske Hontho Ko Band Kar Do; Aur Uske Fehadon Men Hava Bharo! Aur Fir Uski Chhati Ko Apane Donon Hatho Se Dabate Raho! Aur Koi Prashan? Santa: Sar Ladki Ko Behosh Kis Tarah Karna Hai?